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Recession Humor
Although recession is not typically considered a subject of humor, here are some
recession or recession related humor and jokes to keep things light:
I see debt people ~ Unknown.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the
problem. ~ Bill Vaughan
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being
miserable. ~ Clare Boothe Luce
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give
your coat to your creditors. ~ Joey Adams
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket. ~ Kin
Hubbard
A nickel isn't worth a dime today. ~ Yogi Berra
Here's the rule for bargains: ''Do other men, for they would do you.''
That's the true business precept. ~ Charles Dickens
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? ~ W. C. Fields
A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins
to rain ~ Unknown.
Send us your recession humor and jokes and we’ll post it.
Although recession is not typically considered a subject of humor, here are some
recession or recession related humor and jokes to keep things light:
I see debt people ~ Unknown.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the
problem. ~ Bill Vaughan
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being
miserable. ~ Clare Boothe Luce
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give
your coat to your creditors. ~ Joey Adams
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket. ~ Kin
Hubbard
A nickel isn't worth a dime today. ~ Yogi Berra
Here's the rule for bargains: ''Do other men, for they would do you.''
That's the true business precept. ~ Charles Dickens
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? ~ W. C. Fields
A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins
to rain ~ Unknown.
Send us your recession humor and jokes and we’ll post it.
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